1. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Banta Singh Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
2. Teacher to Banta: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
Banta : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your
3. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.
4. Banta bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone
Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310
Now it is 6610"
5. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!!
Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umra kabra khodnemai bitegi..!!
6. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale,
Santa: agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
7. Banta falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her,
" I LOVE U SISTER.