Jokes on RA.ONE
(1..Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE’s release..!
(2..Salman to SRK after watchin…… Ra.One, “Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana”...!
(3..Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One...!
(4...Even Ra.mu doesn’t wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one…!
(5...Nahi chala RA.ONE…! Ab SRKbolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one....!
(6...All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men...!
(7...Ra.One gives more pain than a wife – HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE...!
(8...Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill…! Put people behind bars who made such movie...!
(9..As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release...!
(10...Faking News 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra.one!
(11..Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval.