~SwEeT-MaNi~
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Man : Boy,whats ur Dad's Name ?
Boy : His name is LAUGHING.
Man : And ur Mother's Name ?
Boy : SMILING.
Man : You must be kidding ?
Boy : No, thats my brother, i'm JOKING
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JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs. deve ta mein 50Rs. guru ghar devaga .
Thodi door ja ke usnu 50Rs. labh jande hun te jatt kehnda hai :
Wah oh rabba inna bhi bharosa nahi, aapne pehla hi katt laye...!!
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Santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
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Boy : His name is LAUGHING.
Man : And ur Mother's Name ?
Boy : SMILING.
Man : You must be kidding ?
Boy : No, thats my brother, i'm JOKING
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JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs. deve ta mein 50Rs. guru ghar devaga .
Thodi door ja ke usnu 50Rs. labh jande hun te jatt kehnda hai :
Wah oh rabba inna bhi bharosa nahi, aapne pehla hi katt laye...!!
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Santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
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