HEY TAKE THIS SPORTIVELY...
SHarma ko 3 live bomb mile.
Sharma: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
Verma: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
Sharma: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.
Sharma going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan
Sharma gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to
An American and a Lala were walking down the street when the
American exclaimed-- look a dead bird.
The Lala looks towards the sky and says -- where, where ??
lala is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...
takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?
Lala replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun
Sharma returned back from the cinema hall without watching the
cinema.what was the name of the cinema?
Sharma : Which is the most painful delivery in world?
Verma : sunny deol ki maa ki.
Sharma : woh kaise?
Verma : woh nikla gaddi le ke.....
Sharma dials a number, A girl recieves the call
Sharma: who r u?
Sharma: maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to
yeh to ayodhya mil gaya.
A Lala on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Lala - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Sharma: car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki
Sharma bole: yaar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
,goli maar diya