A answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker tonight” said the friend.
“I’ll be right over” whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious dear?”
“Oh yes, quite serious” said the doctor gravely with his best poker face. “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!”