~~JoKeS~~

1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi.
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa.
1st Man: Haa yaar.. Bahut acha dost tha!

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Osama to Amitab : How are you?
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?
Osama : Bas Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bomb

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Likho to pigm kuch aisa likho ki,
Kalam bhi rone pe majbur hojaye,
Har lafj me dard bhar do itna ki,
Examinar bhi 35 marks dene par majbur ho jaye.....

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