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Shaukeen Jatti

Giddheyan di rani
Budha: Putar mere dand lai ke aa.

Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi ajje.


Budha: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

 

Shaukeen Jatti

Giddheyan di rani
Santa: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai. Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.
 

Shaukeen Jatti

Giddheyan di rani
Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya.

Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi,

Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.


Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas
ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te

ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san:



Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!
 

MAVERICK

Member
Pati ne patni ko aawaz laga kar kah:- suno chaar bacho ki maa khana lao
Dobara:- suno chaar bacho ki maa mera bag lao
ek baar phir bola:- suno chaar bacho ki maa shaam ko khana time per bana lena
Is per patni ne bola:- Acha teen bacho ke bapu
 
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