Boy frnd : tumhare ghar gaya tha, mujhe nhi lagta hamari shaadi ho paayegi
Girlfrnd : Q mere papa se mile kya?
Boy : Nahi tumhari behan se !! kya item hai yaar
Pota : daadi aapne kon kon se Mulk ghume hain?
Daadi : Beta pakistan, hindustan aur afganistan
Pota: ab konsa ghumogi?
Piche se Dada Bola - QABRISTAN.
Doctor to santa : Aapke bache ki ttang kaatni padegi
Santa preshan ho gya or bola - pehle dassna si, main ehnu navee jutti na le k dinda...
Santa k gale ka operation hua,
usne nurse se paani maanga.
Nurse - Kya aapko pyaas lagi hai?
Santa : ji nahi, check karna hai ki kahin gala leak to nahi kar rha....
Santa meet a lady in england
Santa : what is your name?
Lady : carmen, bcoz i like car & men
Lady : what is ur name?
Santa : my name is DAARUMURGA
Train station par ruki, to ek aadmi, khidki k paas baithe santa se :
kaun sa station hai?
santa ne bahar dekha aur kuch der soch k bola - "RAILWAY STATION"
Girlfrnd : Q mere papa se mile kya?
Boy : Nahi tumhari behan se !! kya item hai yaar
Pota : daadi aapne kon kon se Mulk ghume hain?
Daadi : Beta pakistan, hindustan aur afganistan
Pota: ab konsa ghumogi?
Piche se Dada Bola - QABRISTAN.
Doctor to santa : Aapke bache ki ttang kaatni padegi
Santa preshan ho gya or bola - pehle dassna si, main ehnu navee jutti na le k dinda...
Santa k gale ka operation hua,
usne nurse se paani maanga.
Nurse - Kya aapko pyaas lagi hai?
Santa : ji nahi, check karna hai ki kahin gala leak to nahi kar rha....
Santa meet a lady in england
Santa : what is your name?
Lady : carmen, bcoz i like car & men
Lady : what is ur name?
Santa : my name is DAARUMURGA
Train station par ruki, to ek aadmi, khidki k paas baithe santa se :
kaun sa station hai?
santa ne bahar dekha aur kuch der soch k bola - "RAILWAY STATION"
