Jokes - 17 APR 10

7 Chatai par 7 sadhu baithe the
tabhi 1 ladka sabse bde sadhu se - " baba ladkiya dost nahi banti, kya karu?"
Sadhu (chote sadhu se) - ek chatai aur laga bhai k liye..


wo palat palat k hume dekh rhe the, or "HUM UNHE"
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wo palat palat k hume dekh rhe the, or "HUM UNHE"
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Kyuki exam chal rha tha, or na kuch unhe aata tha or naa hume.





An intelligent girlfrnd is one who makes sure dat she makes her
boyfriend spend "so much" dat her boyfrnd cant afford another girl in his lyf.





Santa : aaj party kis khushi me?
Banta: yar mera scooter gum ho gya
santa : to?
Banta: shukar karo me us par nai baitha tha yaar, warna me bhi gum ho jaata.



Ramu mar gya, santa ji us k ghar pahunche or bole:
"body aa gyi kya??
tabhi ghar mein body lekar ambulance ayi.
santa : oh, ramu ki kitni lambi umar hai ........ !

ramu kinni lambi umar aa kaim c

hahaha ramu di umar

Balay kaim a

Ramu hhaahhhahha