`Jokes`

»SukhMani« · May 12, 2011

Appu: bapu aaj teacher ik sawal puchiya jisda jawab bus mere kol si
Bapu: sabas putt, sawal ki si?
Appu: eh blackboard gila kis ne kita..

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Teacher: is janwar da per vekh te isda nam das?
Pappu: nahi pta.
Teacher: tu fail ho gya, apna nam das?
Pappu: mera per vekh te nam likh lai !

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Appu: jado v main papa ji di Bandook vekhda haan,
taan mera Sher De Shikar te jan nu dil karda h.

Wife:te jande Q nhi?

Appu: Ki karan, fer uhna di nakli lattan yad aa jandia ne

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Pappu: kal raat apne ghar chor agye si, uhna ne mainu bda kutiya,

Wife: te tusi shor Q nhi machaya?

Pappu: me koi darpok haan jo shor machan lag janda

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Jyotishi punjabi munde da haath vekh ke boliya, Put tu bada padhega,
Punjabi munda : Saaliya padh taan main 4 saalan to riha hai, eh das pass kadon howanga..

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Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki daonge
Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai "dhakaa" :O :P