Angel_Eyes
Done Deal !
aa jao ik-dooje nu hasayiye, ik dooje de chehre te ik-smile laike aayiye...........
roj appa cho koi ik jaana ik joke post kareya karega is thread ch (ik to jaada vi kar sakde o, the more the better)...........hehehe
I am very bad at jokes, par fer vi main try kardi haan.............
A woman walked into a Mercedes dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly loaded Mercedes and walked over to
inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price."
roj appa cho koi ik jaana ik joke post kareya karega is thread ch (ik to jaada vi kar sakde o, the more the better)...........hehehe
I am very bad at jokes, par fer vi main try kardi haan.............
A woman walked into a Mercedes dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly loaded Mercedes and walked over to
inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price."
