Joke: Fancy Painting
Mrs. Flanders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."
"But you're not wearing any of those," he told her. "I know, it's in case I die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry, and I want her to go nuts looking for my jewelry."