* Johny *

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In
An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In
America Your Name Is Johny From
Today.
Boy Went Home.
Mom Asked: How Was The Day
Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me
Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended
And
Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School,
All
Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I
Became American,
I Was Attacked By Two
Terrorists :-P:-P