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PROPER GRAMMAR Love Jokes?
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar,the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those
who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with,"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher.
She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, " he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on
Little Johnny...Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant,
and he said,"Beautiful, just f*%@# beautiful !"******* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar,the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those
who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with,"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher.
She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, " he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on
Little Johnny...Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant,
and he said,"Beautiful, just f*%@# beautiful !"******* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
