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A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card
advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked
the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; “The job entails getting the ladies ready for
the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them
down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and
gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the
gynecologist’s examination.
The annual salary is $65,000, and you’ll have to go to Billings, MT. That’s about
550 miles from here.”
“Good grief, is that where the job is?”
“No sir. That’s where the end of the application line is located right now.”
advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked
the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; “The job entails getting the ladies ready for
the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them
down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and
gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the
gynecologist’s examination.
The annual salary is $65,000, and you’ll have to go to Billings, MT. That’s about
550 miles from here.”
“Good grief, is that where the job is?”
“No sir. That’s where the end of the application line is located right now.”
