Jaale PJs

tomarnidhi

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The hona chahiye series

Aadmi ko satisfied hona chahiye, khush to Mogambo bhi bahut hai

Bread pe peanut butter laga na chaiye, Jam tho road phe bhi hotha hai

Ladki to punjabi honi chahiye, Sindhi toh kadhi bhi hoti hai

Insaan ko daaru peena chaiye, Mountain dew toh cheetah bhi peeta hai

Reply dhang ka hona chaiye, Hmmm to bhains b karti hai

Biwi ko Heero ka Haar gift karna chahiye, Sona-Chaandi toh Chyawanprash mein bhi hota hai

Phone toh IPHONE hi hona chahiye, S2, S3 aur S4 to Railway ke Dabbe bhi hote hain!

Ladka Handsome Hona Chahiye, Stud Toh Football Ke Jooton Mein bhi Hote hai

Kasab ko Goli maarni chahiye thi, Hang toh mera Phone bhi hota hai

Sachin hai toh cricket hai , warna Dhoni toh toilet me bhi hoti hai

International currency rupee honi chahye , euro aur dollar toh kacche bhi hote (i love this one rofl)

Mausam rainy hona chahiye, Sunny toh deol b hai..

Ladki aurat honi chahiye, Mahela toh jaywardhne b hai..

Ladka handsome hona chahiye, Smart toh mobile b hote hai..

Ladki akalmand honi chahiye, Sushil toh Shinde b hai..

Ladki mein Attitude Hona Chahiye, Angry toh Birds bhi hoti hai..

Ladki dil ki saaf honi chahiye, Lovely toh university b hai..

Ladki dikhne me achi ho, Hot toh aalu k pranthe b hote hai..

Bande ki izzat honi chahiye, paise to sunny leone k paas b hai..

Ladki hasi majak wali honi chahiye, Cute toh puppy b hote hai..

Ladka dimaag wala hona chahiye, Engineer toh Osama bin laden b tha..

Ladki thodi healthy honi chahiye, Patli toh nokia charger ki pin b hoti hai..

Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye, Caring toh Nurse bhi hoti hai

Please feel free to add on :haha
 

Miss Alone

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kudi dil di saaf honi chahidi aa .. lovely ta university v aa

kudi healthy honi chahidi aa .. patla ta nokia vala charger v hunda

bande kol manja hona chahida .. pawa ta jassi jasraj v chukki firda

bande kol kameez honi chahidi .. banyan ta honey singh v payi firda

Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye... Caring toh nurse b hoti hai! .

Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....bahari nikhar to fair n lovely bhi deti hai

Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain

Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh whatsapp main bhi hai

Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye.. Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai

Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......hava tho lays ke packet mebhi hoti hai

Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa Dish toh har ghar k kitchen me hote he

Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi hae

Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai .

Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye.. Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !! . .

Ladki sweeet honi chaiye tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain

Ladka smart hona chahiye, ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai

Ladki me sense of humor hona chahiye SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hai

Ladki asli me ladki honi chahiye,Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai

Baal Strong honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai

Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai

Bachha ek hi paida hona chaiye...twins toh tower bhi hai

Exams mei fail hona chaiye..pass to train ka bhi hai

Insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai... lol
 

tomarnidhi

Well-known member
Monsoon me daru barasani chahiye
Pani to shower se bhi aata hai....

Cheerrsss

Dusro ki $úççê$$ pe Khushi honi chahiye,
jalan to Acidity se bhi hoti he..

Dance awesome hona chahiye,
Outstanding toh liabilities bhi hoti hai

Dessert mein ice-cream hona chahiye,
Falooda to ijjat ka bhi hota hai
 
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