Indian @ Autralian Dept. Store
An Indian goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (grocery store in
Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of
cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and
will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his
cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns
with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen
cans of dog food and goes to check out.
The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he
cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog food to his kids. He asks
the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog
The Indian goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
Next week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager
to put his hand in the bag.
The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately
takes it out.
He shouts at the Indian, "What the Hell is this? Is this shit, you Idiot?"
The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper.."