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During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites
would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds
Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.
This was their scenario.................
would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds
Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.
This was their scenario.................
But if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan.
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India.
They don't need any permission from their Government,
and promptly order the countdowns.
Indian technology is highly advanced.
In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and
decides to launch a missile in retribution.
But
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India.
They don't need any permission from their Government,
and promptly order the countdowns.
Indian technology is highly advanced.
In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and
decides to launch a missile in retribution.
But
They need permission from the Government of India.
They submit their request to the Indian President . The President
forwards it to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an Emergency Lok Sabha session.
They submit their request to the Indian President . The President
forwards it to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an Emergency Lok Sabha session.
The LS meets,
But…
due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets
adjourned
due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets
adjourned
And
adjourned
And
adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time,
the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their
attempts for a re-launch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a
party that was giving outside support withdraws it.
The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.
As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote,
a caretaker government is installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a
nuclear missile.
But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government can not
take
such a decision because elections are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation
is filed
in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election
Commission.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM,
and says
the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the
emergency facing the nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell
367 miles away from the target,
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time,
the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their
attempts for a re-launch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a
party that was giving outside support withdraws it.
The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.
As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote,
a caretaker government is installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a
nuclear missile.
But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government can not
take
such a decision because elections are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation
is filed
in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election
Commission.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM,
and says
the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the
emergency facing the nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell
367 miles away from the target,
on its own government building at 11.00AM.
Fortunately
there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that
early.
In any case,
Fortunately
there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that
early.
In any case,
the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in
flight.
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from
flight.
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from
China and USA.
The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear
missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.
This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as
preparations begin,
The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear
missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.
This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as
preparations begin,
"pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the
Government's decision.
Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised.
In
California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians
condemning the government and mentioning
Government's decision.
Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised.
In
California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians
condemning the government and mentioning
"Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles
deviate from target due to technical failures
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles
deviate from target due to technical failures
or high-speed wind blowing over
Rajasthan.
Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.
Rajasthan.
Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service.
Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software ,
it hits its original destination:
Russia.
Russia successfully intercepts the missile
and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
The missile hits the target and creates havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has
happened
and
sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And
WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
JAI HI ND
Russia.
Russia successfully intercepts the missile
and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
The missile hits the target and creates havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has
happened
and
sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And
WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
JAI HI ND
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