Pardeep
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If the Titanic was made in India:
- There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
- There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
- The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
- Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
- The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson
- None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least - Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC