If 1Rupee=45Dollar

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Old 23-Oct-2007
If 1Rupee=45Dollar


What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars! =
Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w

engineers are

seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Mumbai

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got

Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life


s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?

Nearly 60K.....

Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]


Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected

anytime. Soon I will fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth


s/w engg 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune ...

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like

California .
You'll love the weather yaar.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road
Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working

in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country.
can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See
I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my

Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to
the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]


Venue: IBM, New York , US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.) Male : Hi! Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon. Male : What?? Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing
isPh.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We

to settle in Pune itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's
see... Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got

admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great

field yaar...
All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ....man, enjoy your life there?

s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be

1200 Rupees per Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!

that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy

a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

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