Husband-Wife Jokes

dc16

- dEsPeraTe cRaNky -





Funny but true fact !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!
What do u say?


A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.


Life me hamesha
Haste raho...
Muskrate raho...
Gaate raho...
Gungunate raho...
Taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum...
"UNMARRIED" ho...


Wife: Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki
"JAHA KAHIN BHI HO KHUSH RAHO"


Q: Why love marriage is better dan Arranged?
Because "KNOWN DEVIL" is always better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".


Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon.
Mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 2O din aur ruk jaao.


A man gave an add in Matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:
"Meri Lai Ja...!"
''Meri Lai Ja...!''
''Meri Lai Ja...!''


Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo! Meri biwi khidki
se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai
Manager: What can I do in that matter?
Husband: Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai. Jaldi chal jake khol.


Telling a lie is a....
Fault for a little boy
An art for a lover
An accomplishment for a bachelor... and
A life-line for a married man.

[ Je pehlan pade hoye tan .... dubara padhan wich ki harj aa !! :lol ]
 

snoopy_amli

___I. A. F.___
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:
"Meri Lai Ja...!"
''Meri Lai Ja...!''
''Meri Lai Ja...!''

:lol :lol
 
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