Husband wife

Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo
Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe? Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain
Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye
Husband: kadhi chawal?
Wife: dahi nahi hai
Husband: idly sambhar?
Wife: time lagega...pehle bolna tha na!!
Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo
Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap bolo!