Husband Vs. Wife

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Justpunjabi

Lets_rock

• Nov 5, 2009

• #1

Husband Vs. Wife

Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi


wife hit her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for.....?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it...
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.


Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife....!!!


Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"


Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmasterhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha


Why did u shoot ur wife ? This is the best......
Judgehy did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
man:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.


How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?


Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta


jatt ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi jatt tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)


Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

 

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Staff member

• Nov 6, 2009

• #2

Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife....!!!

lesbo bare hi soch la fir

 

umang26

like a star!

• Nov 6, 2009

• #3

^ ohna da viah bhot ghat cases te hunda lol

 

gurvy

.:: free as the wind ::.

• Nov 6, 2009

• #4

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone

 

Rano

VIP

• Nov 6, 2009

• #5

Justpunjabi said:

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?


http://groups.fropki.com/

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[Hardeep]

VIP

• Nov 6, 2009

• #6

 

*Ghudia*

Prime VIP

• Nov 6, 2009

• #7

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Princess6863

Member

• Nov 7, 2009

• #8

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

 

Und3rgr0und J4tt1

Prime VIP

• Nov 7, 2009

• #9

 

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snoopy_amli

___I. A. F.___

• Nov 7, 2009

• #10

last one

 

Birha Tu Sultan

Kitu

• Nov 7, 2009

• #11

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

 

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kanjjar

Banned

• Feb 22, 2011

• #12