Husband and Wifeee

J

Justpunjabi

Lets_rock

• Nov 20, 2009

• #1

11) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ��
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De�.



12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
�Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.�
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli �Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti�



13)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!



14) What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi
utna sir chad ke bolegi.



15)Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.


16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye
tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

 

Birha Tu Sultan

Kitu

• Nov 20, 2009

• #2

nice ne bai

 

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Staff member

• Nov 21, 2009

• #3

. ahhaha Dream walla kaim aa

 

amanwadhwa

Prime VIP

• Nov 21, 2009

• #4

 

Lily

B.R

Staff member

• Nov 22, 2009

• #5

 

ลgǝи†.47

Codename 47

• Nov 24, 2009

• #6

haha nice

 

K

kanjjar

Banned

• Feb 22, 2011

• #7