Husband and wife in 5 star hotel
A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife
Husband : Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.
Husband : matlab?? 😳
Wife : dal chaval
Husband : to itna ghumaya kyo
Wife : maine to wohi kaha jo tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho 😜😜😜