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Old 25-Oct-2011
Husband & Wife

Wife: What do you like most about me, my Beauty or my Intelligence?

Husband: I love it more when you joke like this!!


Sameer: Ahmed, what exactly is happiness?

Ahmed: Frankly speaking, I don’t know. I married at a young age.


Wife: Please give me $250 for home expenses.

Husband: You need to have intelligence, more than having money.

Wife: I am asking only that which you have!!!


When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, It is love;

After marriage: It is self-defense


Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!


A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

Old 26-Oct-2011
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