* Homework *

Teacher : homework kyu nai kiya?
Student : sir fever tha
Teacher : beta...sach batao...mai
kuch nai karunga
...
Student : Sir TV dekh raha tha aur
mood nai tha
Teacher *Slaps* : Batameez aise
muh pe jawab dega sir ko..?? Aise
kaise TV dekh raha tha...
niyam ke
mutabik pehle homework karna
chahiye!
Student : Kyun sach ka sabak
sikhaye !
Jab sab sunn bhi na paye
Sach koi bole to
tu Niyam kanoon bataye
Tera darr..
Tera pyaar..
Teri wah..
Tu h rakh...rakh saale ! :D :D :P

Lollsssss......

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