HinGlish Wife-Husband Jokes
Funny but true fact !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!
What do u say?
A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
Life me hamesha
Taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum...
Wife: Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki
"JAHA KAHIN BHI HO KHUSH RAHO"
Q: Why love marriage is better dan Arranged?
Because "KNOWN DEVIL" is always better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".
Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon.
Mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 2O din aur ruk jaao.
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column:
He got 1000 replies all saying:
"Meri Le Ja...!"
''Meri Le Ja...!''
Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo! Meri biwi khidki
se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai
Manager: What can I do in that matter?
Husband: Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai. Jaldi chal kar khol.
Telling a lie is a....
Fault for a little boy
An art for a lover
An accomplishment for a bachelor... and
A life-line for a married man.