Heaven equipped with voicemail

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Old 19-Feb-2007
Heaven equipped with voicemail

Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven When you

pray, you will get this response:
"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to
Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with Gopiyan " )

For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4.
For Further Assistance
from Menka / Pari / Angels - Press 9.
You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message:
If you want to make a request - Press 5

For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works)

For thanks giving - Press 7

For anything else,
Please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you
If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you
are on hold-Press *
After a few minutes comes the following message: "Our records indicate that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow. Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive (priest of your nearest temple) "

Good Morning and Have a nice day..............)

Old 19-Feb-2007
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Old 21-Feb-2007
pink puma
Re: Heaven equipped with voicemail

hahahaaaaaa >haha >haha >haha >haha

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