Heaven equipped with voicemail

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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven When you [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]pray, you will get this response: [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]
Lord Ganesha - Press 1
[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]Lord Shiva - Press 2 [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]
Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with Gopiyan " )
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4.
For Further Assistance
[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]from Menka / Pari / Angels - Press 9. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message: [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]
If you want to make a request - Press 5
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For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works)
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For thanks giving - Press 7
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For anything else,
[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]Please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]to talk to you
If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you
[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]are on hold-Press * [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]After a few minutes comes the following message: [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]"Our records indicate that you have already prayed once today. Please try [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]again tomorrow. Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]contact our offshore Customer Support Executive (priest of your nearest [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]temple) " [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]Good Morning and Have a nice day..............)[/FONT]
 
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