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Old 13-Mar-2010
Green Card

*Many of u might have heard this one..its on the cheesy side but just thought i should share it nywai*

There was a British guy, a Chinese guy, and an Indian guy all trying to get a green card. The person in charge of giving out green cards said : "Make a sentence out the words green, pink and yellow. The one that has the best sentence will get the green card." So, the British guy goes up and says, my underwear is pink, my socks are green and my shirt is yellow. Next, the Chinese guy goes: my hat is green, my pants are pink, and my shoes are yellow. Finally the Indian guy goes up and says: "The phone goes green green, I pink it up and say yellow!!" :P

U guess who got the green card

Old 19-Feb-2011
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