Grandma in Court!!

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Old 01-Apr-2015
Grandma in Court!!

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded,
"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think youíre a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied,
"Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He canít build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him".

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and, in a very quiet voice, said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

Old 01-Apr-2015
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Re: Grandma in Court!!

anyway repost lag reha

Old 01-Apr-2015
Re: Grandma in Court!!

Nice one many thanks.

Old 04-Apr-2015
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Old 09-Apr-2015
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Haryanvi version of this joke

एक बार एक मुक़ददमे में ताई गवाह बणा दी गई।
ताई जा कर खड़ी होई, दोनो वकील
भी ताई के गाँव के ही थे।
पहला वकील बोला, "ताई तू मन्ने जाने है?"
ताई: हाँ भाई तू रामफूल का है ना, तेरा बापु
घणा सूधा आदमी था पर तू निक्कमा एक नम्बर
का झूठा। एर झूठ, बोल बोल कर के तूं लोग ने ठगै है। झूठे
गवाह बना कर के तू केस जीते से। तेरे से तो सारे
लोग परेशान है, तेरी लुगाई
भी परेशान हो कर के तन्ने छोड़ गै भाज
वकील बेचारा चुप हो कर के
सोचा कि मेरी तो बेज्जती हो गई अब
दूसरे की कराता हूँ।
उस वकील ने थोडी देर में दूसरे
वकील की तरफ इशारा कर के पूछा,
"ताई, तू इसने जाणे से के?"
ताई: हाँ यो फुलीयो काणे का छोरा से इसके बापु ने
निरे रपिये खर्च करके इने पढाया पर इसने 'आंक'
नही सीखा सारी उमर
छोरिया क पीछै हांडे गया। इसका चक्कर
तेरी बहू से भी था।
कोर्ट में जनता हांसन लाग गी।
जज: आर्डर-आर्डर।
जज ने दोनो वकील बुलाये।
जज: अगर तुम दोनो वकीलो मे से
किसी ने भी इस ताई से यो पुछा के
"इस जज न जाणे से" तो मैं तुम दोनों को कंटेम्प्ट में अंदर कर

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