MAVERICK
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[FONT="]Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"God? Are you really there?" Jimmy said out loud. [/FONT]
[FONT="]To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. "Yes, Jimmy? What can I do for you?" [/FONT]
[FONT="]Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asked, "God? What is a million years like to you?" [/FONT]
[FONT="]Knowing that Jimmy could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded in a manner to which Jimmy could relate. "A million years to me, Jimmy, is like a minute." [/FONT]
[FONT="]"Oh," said Jimmy. "Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?" [/FONT]
[FONT="]"A million dollars to me, Jimmy, is like a penny." [/FONT]
[FONT="]"Wow!" remarked Jimmy, getting an idea. "You're so generous... can I have one of your pennies?" [/FONT]
[FONT="]God replied, "Sure thing, Jimmy! Just a minute."[/FONT]