Funny SMS 2008

6 FACTS on EARTH.
1st FACT:- U can't touch all ur teeth wit ur tongue.
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2nd FACT:-After reading this all fools will try it.

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3rd FACT:-Now U will smile coz u have become a fool


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4th FACT:-now u WILL want to fool ur frens


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5th fact:- NOW u will forward it to all fools

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6th fact:- FACT 1 is FALSE
 
Gabbar Singh:- ye hath mujhe de de thakur?

Thakur:- Saley!! Tere pas to pehle se 2 hath hain....

Mere wale leke kya SHERA-WALI MATA banega..!!
 
Galileo usd 2 stdy in smal lamp.

Graham bell usd 2 stdy in candle.


Shkspear usd 2 stdy in stret lite.


muje ye samaj nahi aata "DIN ME Kya JAKH MARTE THE"!.
 
Tufani barish me raat ko Pizza hut pe Santa pizza lene aaya.Waiter-Aap Shadishuda hai?Santa-kutte! is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi.
 
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