Funny Punjabi Mobile SMS & joke

kaka2022

Elite
Santa:Jaldi 1 glass Juice de larayi hone wali hai,1 glass penay k baad, 1 glass or de larai honewali hai
JuiceWala:Larai kab hogi
Santa:Jab tu paisay mange ga:o
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Santa Sharab Pee ke
Sadhu naal takra gya

Sadhu Gusse ch-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Main Hune Glass
Leke Aunda hun
:med

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Santa: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
Banta: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Santa:
“Operation Theatre”
:shabash

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Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi
:ir

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ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!:pop

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Santa wife: o Santa ji car ki sped kyun tej kar rhe ho ?

Santa: gaddi d break fail ho gye hai isto pehle koi acident hojave jaldi
ghar nu pujh jane hain.
:thappar

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rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda
:ir

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Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE
:med

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Monu Apni Wife nu naal lai ke Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Kiti , Coffee
aunde Hi wife nu Bolia Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
monu Boliya Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10...
:ir


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kaka2022

Elite
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Din jangal vich janwaran di party vich chuhe(rat) de 3-4 PEG lagge hoye si te chuha TALI si....
Billi(cat) : je auj party na hundi ta main tenu khaa jana si .
Chuha(rat) : ja ja chali ja, nahi ta loki kehngey khaadi-peeti ch janani kut ti...


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