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Old 20-Nov-2009
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6) An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein
Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

7) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense

8)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag
to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?

9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

10) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan
Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?

Old 20-Nov-2009
Birha Tu Sultan
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that's also nice

Old 21-Nov-2009
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. o G

Old 21-Nov-2009
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n 8

Old 21-Nov-2009
Und3rgr0und J4tt1
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