swati16
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Aaj tum DIL mango,de denge!
DHADKAN mango, de denge!
JIGAR mango,de denge,
JAAN tak manglo,de sakte hai
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Kyuki charo film ki DVD ghar pe hai..
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Aapko mis karna roj ki baat hain,
aapko yaad karna adat ki baat hain,
aapse door rahna kismat ki baat hain,
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magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hain...kyon hai na?
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Bhai Log Ke SMS
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Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning
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7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
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sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
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SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?
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Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!
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ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA
KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms
CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga
kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
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Agar aapke ghar ke paas ek ladki ho,
vo khubsurat ho,
aapko pasand karti ho, aapko ishare karke
bulati ho,
to mat jaana
kyuki uske liye
'MAIN HOON NA'
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why does a man marry?
Because romance is not the only element of life.
he should also experience horror, terror and tragedy.!!!!
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Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
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Always Remember,
"Love is Like Cigar..
it starts with fire..
continue with smoke..
and ends in ashes...."
But dont worry, we are Chain Smokers.!!!
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of action thrillers.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills......
......thats why i yam what i yam !!!!
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad
> to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
>
> They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O
> thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?
>
>
>
> Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
>
> Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se
> kah do ki
>
> Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye
> software banana bund kar diya hai."
>
> Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
> programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
>
> Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
> powerbuilder chal raha hai."
> Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working
> on a PC on one Water tank and
>
> Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
>
> Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur
> ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming
> karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
>
> Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
> consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
>
>
>
> Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar
> se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."
>
>
> AT GABBAR'S DEN...
>
>
>
> Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
> Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
>
>
>
> Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
> sake?
>
> Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
>
>
>
> Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza
> milegi... barobar milegi."
>
>
>
> [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne
> sessions hain is machine mein?"
>
>
>
> Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
>
> Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
> naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout].
>
> "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
>
>
>
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> Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
> Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
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1) Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!
2) Hi ! What r U doing? Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek swal ka jwab do. Swal hai K woh kaun sa jaanwar hai, jo is waqt Mera SMS pad rha hai.
3) Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.
4) Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to,kehna pyaari Behna sada kush rehna.
5) A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and
cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my
legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut
off both of your arms."
6) Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,
Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,
Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,
Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...
7) My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory, My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic. .. Thats Why I Am
Pharmacist.
8) Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he..
kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?
9) Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.
10) Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..
1) A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:-
Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . . . .
2) A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
3) Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!
4) When a BLACK CAT
falls down,
What will the
WHITE CAT say ???
Don't think Like
a SCIENTIST
It will only say....
MEOW....
MEOW....
5) Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..." GIRL_tameez se baat karo!! SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!
6) Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
7) Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.
8) Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information! ..
9) Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.
10) Wife and husband r like wheels of vehicles. if one tyre punctures vehcle will not move......
so intelligent man always carry stepny with him..
1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life.
3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .
4) Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.
5) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.
6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...
7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!
8) SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
9) If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!
10) Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
Socho..
Aur socho yaar..
"COIN" ..
Haan Mujhe Yaad Hai....!
Chupke Chupke Raat Din uska Bartan Manjhwana yaad hai
Humko ab tak Kaprey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai
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Doppher ki Dhoop mein Kaprey Sukhaney ke liye
Wo Mera Khothey pe b Nangey Paoon jana yaad hai
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Aa gaya jab Sunday ki Shab b kabhi zikr-e-shopping
Wo Mera Meri Biwi se, ATM Card chupana yaad hai
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Saas Sasur ki Doston ab kya Sunaoon Dastaan
Susuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik Bahana yaad hai
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Daru pee ke jab b Ghar mein aana para Mujhey
Wo Mera Dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai
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Dekh liya jab b kabhi Rastey mein kissi Dusri Larki ko
Biwi ke Gussey ko dekh ker Mera Tharthrana yaad hai
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Qakt-e-Rukhsat Office, Ab b yaad aata hai Mujhey
Miwi ke Pars se Car ki chabi churana yaad hai
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Secound Show dekh kar wo Mera Taat ko Ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka Gussay se Darwaza na kholna yaad hai
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Jab Kabhi Itifaqan Tawey per Roti jal janeay per
Wo Mera Tere belan se Sir Phorwana yaad hai
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Jab kabhi Tujh se Teri Umar puchnay per Wo Tera Duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey Muskurana yaaad hai
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Apni Umar Chupanay ke liye Wo Tera Munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai
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Haftey baad hi Muhh utha ker mekey chaley jana Tera
aur Mera Ghar mein Jharu Pochaa lagana yaad hai
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Khinch lena Wo Tera Salary ka lifafa dafataan
Aur Tera Beauty Parlor pe Wo Pesey Urana yaad hai
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Yaad hai Begum ab b Wo Tera Belan se Mujhey Pitna
Aur baad Pitney ke Tera Wo Marham lagana yaad hai
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Aaye din Saley SaliyooN ka aana Ghar pe Mere
Wo Tera unkey samney Mujhey Murga banana yaad hai
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Shukar hai ' Mutahhar ' Teri Shaadi nahi hui abhi
Shaadi Shuda YarooN ka Wo, Rona Rulana yaad hai !!
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tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi
aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi
aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi.
sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman
ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi
Khidki khuli, Julfein nikli Maine socha kismat khuli,
Par Afsos Din Eetwaar(Sunday) tha,
Woh to Khuli julfon wala sardar tha
Woh Copy hee kyaa jiska cover Na ho ,
Woh copy hee kyaa jiska cover Na ho !
Woh ladki hee kya jisska lover Na ho !
Ram ne Dhanush toda Sita Daud ke aayi
Kishan ne bansuri bajayi aur radha bhag ke chali aayi
aur hamne sirf siti mari,sali baap ko le aayi
Sharab bani to mehkhane bane
Husn bana to deewane bane
Kuch to baat hai aap mein
Yoon hi to nahi paagal khane bane
teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila,
jab tere galo parr se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila.
Raat thi, Alam Madahosh tha,
Zarra zarra neend mein behosh tha,
Pattiyan Khadaki, Main Samjha wo aaye,
Magar saala KHARGOSH tha.
sirf tum hi nahi ho jisay main ne baywaqoof banaya hai
aur bhi kayee masoom hai jin-hain main ne phasaya hai
shadi ke wade to kayee-yo se kiya hai lakin
shadi wahi karonga jaha amma ne bataya hai
sirf tum hi nahi ho jisay main ne baywaqoof banaya hai
Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hi,
Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hi,
Darling Zara Hanky Deena
Meri Noosy Beh Rahi Hi ! ! !
Naz o andaaz se, baaton se, intzaar se maara,
Husn se, aankhon se kabhi, teer o talwae se maara,
Aah...bhi na nikli aur main mar bhi gaya,
Zaalim mere mahboob ne, itne pyaar se maara.
Agni ko saakshi maan kar liye hai saat phere
Agni ko saakshi maan kar liye hai saat phere
Saala, gol gol ghoom kar pair dukh rahe hai mere
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda Perfume lagane main tera kya jata hai
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Arz Kiya Hai....
Tum Paas aaye,
Yun Baas aaye,
Lagta hai tum
Kai din se na nahaye
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Yeh tera chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya
Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar
Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar
Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai
Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.
Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
Jab se begam ne mujhe murghaa banaa rakhaa hai
maine nazron ki tarah sar bhi jhukaa rakhaa hai
Bartanon! aaj mere sar pe baraste kiyun ho
maine tumko to hameshaa shulaa rakhaa hai
pahle belan ne banaayaa mere sar par gomad
aur ab chamte ne meraa gaal sujaa rakhaa hai
saare kapre to jalaa daale hain begam ne
tan chhupaane ko baniyaan phataa rakhaa hai
wohi duniyaa mein muqaddar ka sikander yehan thahraa
jisne khud ko abhii shaadi se bachaa rakhaa hai
pee jaa is maar ki talkhii ko bhii hans kar naasir
maar khaane mein bhii qudrat ne mazaa rakhaa hai
neend yon bhi kahaan judaai mein
us pe khatmal hain chaar-paai mein
saamney aaein to dulhan ban kar
jaan dedongaa munh dikhaai mein
khush hueen unki maan bhi ab kya hai
ungliyaan ghee mein sar kadhaai mein
nahien chechak ke daagh us rukh par
makkhiyaan lipti hain mithaai mein
Zindagi mein tum bahut AAGE jaooge.....
kyunki tum jahan bi jaaoge,
log kahenge....................
chal chal......AAGE jaa!!
Ek dost ka wada hai, marte dam tak nibhayenge
Maut aayi to tumase pehale ham jayenge
Bhool na payenge tumko
Isiliye tumhe bhi saath le jayenge.
pehele dil lete hain,phir jaan bhi le lete hain,
yeh woh zalim hai, jo jaan bhi le lete hain,
apne matlaabki her ek baat pakad lete hai,
ungli mil jaye to phir, hath bhi, pakad lete lain.
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Boys.....:-) Read It
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1) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na
sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....
2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!
6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.
7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
8) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.
10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory
laga rakhihai.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI
Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I
really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya
kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
Ek zmana tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: MASHALLAH
Phir likha: Khush Amdeed
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one
exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
gaya .
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
Apna Sapna Hasi Hasi
(Aur Ladke hase to fase... Hahaha...)
Aaj tum DIL mango,de denge!
DHADKAN mango, de denge!
JIGAR mango,de denge,
JAAN tak manglo,de sakte hai
.
.
.
Kyuki charo film ki DVD ghar pe hai..
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Aapko mis karna roj ki baat hain,
aapko yaad karna adat ki baat hain,
aapse door rahna kismat ki baat hain,
.
.
.
magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hain...kyon hai na?
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Bhai Log Ke SMS
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Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning
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7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
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sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
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SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?
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Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!
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ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA
KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms
CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga
kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
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Agar aapke ghar ke paas ek ladki ho,
vo khubsurat ho,
aapko pasand karti ho, aapko ishare karke
bulati ho,
to mat jaana
kyuki uske liye
'MAIN HOON NA'
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why does a man marry?
Because romance is not the only element of life.
he should also experience horror, terror and tragedy.!!!!
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Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
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Always Remember,
"Love is Like Cigar..
it starts with fire..
continue with smoke..
and ends in ashes...."
But dont worry, we are Chain Smokers.!!!
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of action thrillers.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills......
......thats why i yam what i yam !!!!
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad
> to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
>
> They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O
> thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?
>
>
>
> Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
>
> Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se
> kah do ki
>
> Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye
> software banana bund kar diya hai."
>
> Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
> programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
>
> Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
> powerbuilder chal raha hai."
> Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working
> on a PC on one Water tank and
>
> Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
>
> Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur
> ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming
> karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
>
> Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
> consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
>
>
>
> Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar
> se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."
>
>
> AT GABBAR'S DEN...
>
>
>
> Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
> Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
>
>
>
> Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
> sake?
>
> Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
>
>
>
> Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza
> milegi... barobar milegi."
>
>
>
> [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne
> sessions hain is machine mein?"
>
>
>
> Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
>
> Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
> naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout].
>
> "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
>
>
>
>
> Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
> Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
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1) Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!
2) Hi ! What r U doing? Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek swal ka jwab do. Swal hai K woh kaun sa jaanwar hai, jo is waqt Mera SMS pad rha hai.
3) Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.
4) Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to,kehna pyaari Behna sada kush rehna.
5) A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and
cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my
legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut
off both of your arms."
6) Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,
Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,
Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,
Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...
7) My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory, My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic. .. Thats Why I Am
Pharmacist.
8) Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he..
kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?
9) Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.
10) Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..
1) A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:-
Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . . . .
2) A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
3) Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!
4) When a BLACK CAT
falls down,
What will the
WHITE CAT say ???
Don't think Like
a SCIENTIST
It will only say....
MEOW....
MEOW....
5) Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..." GIRL_tameez se baat karo!! SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!
6) Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
7) Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.
8) Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information! ..
9) Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.
10) Wife and husband r like wheels of vehicles. if one tyre punctures vehcle will not move......
so intelligent man always carry stepny with him..
1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life.
3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .
4) Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.
5) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.
6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...
7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!
8) SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
9) If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!
10) Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
Socho..
Aur socho yaar..
"COIN" ..
Haan Mujhe Yaad Hai....!
Chupke Chupke Raat Din uska Bartan Manjhwana yaad hai
Humko ab tak Kaprey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai
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Doppher ki Dhoop mein Kaprey Sukhaney ke liye
Wo Mera Khothey pe b Nangey Paoon jana yaad hai
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Aa gaya jab Sunday ki Shab b kabhi zikr-e-shopping
Wo Mera Meri Biwi se, ATM Card chupana yaad hai
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Saas Sasur ki Doston ab kya Sunaoon Dastaan
Susuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik Bahana yaad hai
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Daru pee ke jab b Ghar mein aana para Mujhey
Wo Mera Dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai
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Dekh liya jab b kabhi Rastey mein kissi Dusri Larki ko
Biwi ke Gussey ko dekh ker Mera Tharthrana yaad hai
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Qakt-e-Rukhsat Office, Ab b yaad aata hai Mujhey
Miwi ke Pars se Car ki chabi churana yaad hai
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Secound Show dekh kar wo Mera Taat ko Ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka Gussay se Darwaza na kholna yaad hai
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Jab Kabhi Itifaqan Tawey per Roti jal janeay per
Wo Mera Tere belan se Sir Phorwana yaad hai
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Jab kabhi Tujh se Teri Umar puchnay per Wo Tera Duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey Muskurana yaaad hai
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Apni Umar Chupanay ke liye Wo Tera Munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai
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Haftey baad hi Muhh utha ker mekey chaley jana Tera
aur Mera Ghar mein Jharu Pochaa lagana yaad hai
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Khinch lena Wo Tera Salary ka lifafa dafataan
Aur Tera Beauty Parlor pe Wo Pesey Urana yaad hai
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Yaad hai Begum ab b Wo Tera Belan se Mujhey Pitna
Aur baad Pitney ke Tera Wo Marham lagana yaad hai
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Aaye din Saley SaliyooN ka aana Ghar pe Mere
Wo Tera unkey samney Mujhey Murga banana yaad hai
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Shukar hai ' Mutahhar ' Teri Shaadi nahi hui abhi
Shaadi Shuda YarooN ka Wo, Rona Rulana yaad hai !!
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tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi
aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi
aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi.
sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman
ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi
Khidki khuli, Julfein nikli Maine socha kismat khuli,
Par Afsos Din Eetwaar(Sunday) tha,
Woh to Khuli julfon wala sardar tha
Woh Copy hee kyaa jiska cover Na ho ,
Woh copy hee kyaa jiska cover Na ho !
Woh ladki hee kya jisska lover Na ho !
Ram ne Dhanush toda Sita Daud ke aayi
Kishan ne bansuri bajayi aur radha bhag ke chali aayi
aur hamne sirf siti mari,sali baap ko le aayi
Sharab bani to mehkhane bane
Husn bana to deewane bane
Kuch to baat hai aap mein
Yoon hi to nahi paagal khane bane
teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila,
jab tere galo parr se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila.
Raat thi, Alam Madahosh tha,
Zarra zarra neend mein behosh tha,
Pattiyan Khadaki, Main Samjha wo aaye,
Magar saala KHARGOSH tha.
sirf tum hi nahi ho jisay main ne baywaqoof banaya hai
aur bhi kayee masoom hai jin-hain main ne phasaya hai
shadi ke wade to kayee-yo se kiya hai lakin
shadi wahi karonga jaha amma ne bataya hai
sirf tum hi nahi ho jisay main ne baywaqoof banaya hai
Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hi,
Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hi,
Darling Zara Hanky Deena
Meri Noosy Beh Rahi Hi ! ! !
Naz o andaaz se, baaton se, intzaar se maara,
Husn se, aankhon se kabhi, teer o talwae se maara,
Aah...bhi na nikli aur main mar bhi gaya,
Zaalim mere mahboob ne, itne pyaar se maara.
Agni ko saakshi maan kar liye hai saat phere
Agni ko saakshi maan kar liye hai saat phere
Saala, gol gol ghoom kar pair dukh rahe hai mere
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda Perfume lagane main tera kya jata hai
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Arz Kiya Hai....
Tum Paas aaye,
Yun Baas aaye,
Lagta hai tum
Kai din se na nahaye
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Yeh tera chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya
Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar
Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar
Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai
Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.
Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
Jab se begam ne mujhe murghaa banaa rakhaa hai
maine nazron ki tarah sar bhi jhukaa rakhaa hai
Bartanon! aaj mere sar pe baraste kiyun ho
maine tumko to hameshaa shulaa rakhaa hai
pahle belan ne banaayaa mere sar par gomad
aur ab chamte ne meraa gaal sujaa rakhaa hai
saare kapre to jalaa daale hain begam ne
tan chhupaane ko baniyaan phataa rakhaa hai
wohi duniyaa mein muqaddar ka sikander yehan thahraa
jisne khud ko abhii shaadi se bachaa rakhaa hai
pee jaa is maar ki talkhii ko bhii hans kar naasir
maar khaane mein bhii qudrat ne mazaa rakhaa hai
neend yon bhi kahaan judaai mein
us pe khatmal hain chaar-paai mein
saamney aaein to dulhan ban kar
jaan dedongaa munh dikhaai mein
khush hueen unki maan bhi ab kya hai
ungliyaan ghee mein sar kadhaai mein
nahien chechak ke daagh us rukh par
makkhiyaan lipti hain mithaai mein
Zindagi mein tum bahut AAGE jaooge.....
kyunki tum jahan bi jaaoge,
log kahenge....................
chal chal......AAGE jaa!!
Ek dost ka wada hai, marte dam tak nibhayenge
Maut aayi to tumase pehale ham jayenge
Bhool na payenge tumko
Isiliye tumhe bhi saath le jayenge.
pehele dil lete hain,phir jaan bhi le lete hain,
yeh woh zalim hai, jo jaan bhi le lete hain,
apne matlaabki her ek baat pakad lete hai,
ungli mil jaye to phir, hath bhi, pakad lete lain.
*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
Boys.....:-) Read It
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1) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na
sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....
2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!
6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.
7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
8) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.
10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory
laga rakhihai.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI
Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I
really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya
kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
Ek zmana tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: MASHALLAH
Phir likha: Khush Amdeed
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one
exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
gaya .
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
Apna Sapna Hasi Hasi
(Aur Ladke hase to fase... Hahaha...)
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