Few more jokes - 7th April .. hahahahaha
Ek commerce ki ladki kaise gaali degi ?
.....abe bounced cheque, dharti pe liability, pedaishi bad debt, isolvent aadmi, itna maarungi ki balance sheet tally nahi hogi..........
santa : apples ka rate kya hai
apple wala : 100 rs k 12
santa: kuch kam karo naa plzzz
apple wala : accha aap 100 k 10 lelo
santa: thank you,, de do bhai............
santa order for a chicken in a dhaba,
when the cook started chopping onions for it...
santa shouted - "ullu k pathey, pyaaz mat daal, navraatre chal rhe hain "
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
a boy asked a topper: tumhare 12th me kitne percentage the?
Girl - 97%
Boy - tum jaise log hi hum gareebo ko pass nhi hone dete,,, itni percentage me to kisi gareeb k 2 bache pass ho jaate.
Once a donkey kicked santa and ran away..
next day santa started beating a zebra and said, " oye tu ki samjhya, track suit pa k bach jayega?"