Few Jokes, Hope u will like...

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
Mujrim : judge saab mujhe aisi saza dijiye, ki gali gali log mujh pe thukein,,, mein jahan bhi jao log gaaliyan nikaale,,, saari janta mujhe bura bhala kahe...
Punjabi Judge : naa hun tainu punjab daa mukh manttri bna daiye oye..........



Santa: mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai
banta: saale mera ghar itna bda hai ki,, ek room se dusre room mein roaming lagti hai..


If paper coms tuf in exam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment, take a deep breath & say loudly,
"Ye to interesting subject hai, mujhe 1 saal or padhna chahiye"



If paper coms tuf in exam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment, take a deep breath & say loudly,
"saalo agar pass hi nhi karna to, ye paper waper kyun lete ho,, chaddo aah formalities"


Teacher: pinky sabke saath baat karti hai,,, bacho btao is sentence mein pinky kya hai....
Santa : pinky chaalu hai g.........
 
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