FarateDar Joke....

P-_-u-_-n-_-j-_-a-_-b · Jan 4, 2010

A Boy on Date With Girl,
jaan maine tum se ek baat chupa kar rakhi thi ki am already married.
Girl: oh gob tum ne to Darra He Diya,main samji ke je car tumhari nayi....

Das Tainu New Year te Ki uphaar Diya,
Apni jaan jaa fir yaari tere utho var diya,
scooter,mopet ya safari car deva,

Bas

Aniya naal he saar jau gaa ke 2-4 gappa hor maar diya

Pendu:- Ye Tv Kitane kaa hai,
salesman:-Hum Pendu Logo ko koi cheez nhi dete,
Pendu After 1 month with clean shave and well dressed:
Ye Tv Kitane kaa Hai,
Salesman:-Hum Pendu Logo ko koi cheez nhi dete,
Pendu After 3 month with full angrez baan ke.
Ye Tv Kitane kaa hai,
Salesman:-Hum Pendu Logo ko koi cheez nhi dete,
Pendu Gusse vich:- Saaleya tanu kida pata lag janda ke mai pendu aaa..
salesman: keo ke saaleya eh Tv nayi MICROWAVE Hai....

SK And Diljani janaab Raste vich jande paye c te dona nu raste vich 1000 da note labeya,
Diljani:- chal Fifty-Fifty laa lane aaa...
Sk:-Accha fir Baki de 900 rupe da Ke kara gaye