Examiner showed the legs of the bird in Zoology lab and asked santa, "What is the name of this bird?"
Santa: I don't know.
Examiner: You idiot get out, what's your name?
Santa: See my legs and tell my name...
Santa runing after a Bus, finally catches it n asks the Driver: "Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai?"
Driver: Nahin.
Santa: To kya Behan lagti hai?
Driver: Nahin.
Santa: To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?