ENGINEER vs MANAGEMENT

A woman in hot air balloon realized that she is lost. She reduced altitude and shouted to a man below:
Excuse me! Can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I do not know where I am.
Man below replied:
You are in a hot air balloon 30 ft. above the ground. You are 41 deg North latitude and 59 deg West longitude.
Lady: You must be an engineer.
Man: How do you know?
Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless and the fact is I am still lost.
Engineer: You must be in top management.
Lady: Yes. How do you know?
Engineer: You do not know where you are and where you are going. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..
 
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