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Old 20-Dec-2006

mainu ah mail aai ... tusi apne vichaar sanje karo :D

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning
The floor as a
Test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail
Address and I'll
Send you the application to fill in, as well as the
When you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a
Computer, nor an email."

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you
Don't have an email, that
Means you do not exist. And who doesn't
Exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He
Didn't know what to do, with
Only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to
Go to the supermarket and buy
A 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the
Tomatoes in a door-to-door round.
In less than two hours, he succeeded
To double his capital. He repeated
The operation three times, and
Returned home with $60. The man realized
That he can survive by this
Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and
Return late. Thus, his
Money doubled or
Tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a
Truck, and then he had his own fleet of
Delivery vehicles. 5 years later,
The man is one of the biggest food
Retailers in the US. He started to
Plan his family's future,
And decided to have a life insurance. He
Called an insurance broker, and
Chose a protection plan. When the
Conversation was concluded,
The broker asked him his email.

The man
Replied, "I don't have an email."

The broker answered curiously, "You
Don't have an email, and yet
Have succeeded to build an empire. Can you
Imagine what you could
Have been if you had an email?!!"

The man
Thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy

Moral of the story

1. Internet / email is not the solution to your life.

2. If you don't have Internet / email and
Work hard, you can be a

3. If you received this
Message by email, you are probably already an
Office boy/girl, and not any close to being a millionaire...

Have a great day!!!

P.S - Do not forward this email back to me; I am closing my email & going
to sell tomatoes!

Old 22-Dec-2006
Re: EmaiL

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Old 22-Dec-2006
Re: EmaiL

bhajjo te te rehdi kharido,,,,,

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