Ear Infection

Hazel

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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and
you have to answer in front of others what's wrong.

Sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it.

An 86-year -old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.... The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what
are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The
receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why
not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is
something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the
problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room
full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then
re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it, " he replied.
 
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