Drunk

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. He told them, “We are here.”

The first guy gave him the money and the second guy said, “Thank you.”

The third guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinking the
third drunk knew what he did. But he asked,

“Whats that for?”

The third guy replied,

“CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, YOU NEARLY KILLED US!”

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