Doctor & Santa

another one ive posted elsewhere:

doctor: teri sehat kidda aa, teek hoi??


santa: doctor ji pehla tho jaada khraab ho gayi

doctor: dawai khali si?

santa : nai doctor ji. dawai di shishi to bhari hui si.

doctor: le santa ji, mere kehne da matlab si ki, dawai le li si ya nahi?

santa: doctor ji, tusi dawai de diti naale main le li.

doctor: gal sun meri, dawai pili si?

santa: oho, nahi doctor ji dawai ta laal si.

doctor: oi kuteya, dawai nu piliya si?

santa : nahi. doctor ji, piliya ta menu si..ta mai tuade kol aaya.

doctor : saaleya!!!, dawai nu muh laga ke tidh vich payi si ya nahi?

santa: nahi doctor ji

doctor: kato?

santa: kyonki dhakkan band si.

doctor: bevakoof, fe kholeya kato nai?

santa: ji, tusi ta keha si ke, shishi da dhakkan band rakhna

doctor: tera ilaj main nahi kar sakda!!!

santa: acha doctor ji ehe ta dass do mai teek kidda ho sakda?

doctor : HATT ã¢â‚¬â¦@#$!^##”^&*!!!​