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Old 25-Oct-2011
Doctor and patient..

Doctor and patient..
Dentist (to the patient): For God痴 sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven稚 even touched your tooth yet.
Patient : Yes, I know. But u池e standing on my foot.

Doctor: Smoking is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It痴 all-right. I知 not in a hurry.

Tim: Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?
Doctor : Your eyesight seems to be poor.
Tim : How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: You have missed to see the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital.
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, 的 cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?.
添es, replied the patient faintly, 鄭nother doctor

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