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Doctor and patient..
Dentist (to the patient): For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient : Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot.
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Doctor: Smoking is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.
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Tim: Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?
Doctor : Your eyesight seems to be poor.
Tim : How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: You have missed to see the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.
“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”
Dentist (to the patient): For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient : Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot.
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Doctor: Smoking is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.
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Tim: Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?
Doctor : Your eyesight seems to be poor.
Tim : How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: You have missed to see the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.
“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”
