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> 1. NAMES:
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> If Shalini, Divya, Ekta and Arti go out for lunch,
> they will call each other Shalini, Divya, Ekta and Arti.
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> If Amit, Chandra, Rahul and Tushar go out, they will
> affectionately refer to each other as Lamboo, Saand, Ganja and Machhar.
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> 2. EATING OUT:
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> When the bill arrives, Amit, Chandra, Rahul and Tushar will each throw
> In a Rs.20, even though it's only for Rs.32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they
want the change back.
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> When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators
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> 3. MONEY:
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> A man will pay Rs.2 for a Rs.1 item he needs
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> A woman will pay Rs.1 for a Rs.2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale
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> 4. BATHROOMS:
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> A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
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> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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> 5. ARGUMENTS:
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> A woman has the last word in any argument.
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> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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> 6. CATS:
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> Women love cats.
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> Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
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> 7. FUTURE:
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> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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> 8. SUCCESS:
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> A successful man is one who makes more money than
> his wife can Spend.
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> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> 9. MARRIAGE:
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> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
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> 10. DRESSING UP:
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> A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answers the phone, read a book, and read
> the mail.
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> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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> 11. NATURAL:
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> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
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> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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> 12. OFFSPRING:
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> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
> favorite foods,secret,fears and hopes and dreams.
>
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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> 13. FINAL THOUGHT:
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> Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing...!!
 
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