Swashbuckling
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COMMON LINES PPL BLURT WHILE DRINKIN
1.Tu tan mera bhraa hai saaleya..(hmmm bhraa v te saala v..?!?)
2.You know d wot,, i m not d drunk..(cms frm a person hu usually doesn't speak english,, bt all of sudden, as soon as he gulps down d first peg, transforms into a angrez..!!)
3.Gaddi mai Chalauni hai..
6.Mai teri Dilo Izzat Karda han..
7.Aj maar de propoze uhnu,, dekhi jau,, aar ya paar..
8.aj daru Chad hee nai rahi,, kya baat hai..!!
9.Tenu ki lagda mein talli ho gaya han..!?
10.yar ae na samajhi ke mein peeti hoyi hai,, tahi bol reha han..
11.yar menu lagda daru ghatt pae jaani hai,, hor laeke aunda han...
12.ki gal koi bol kyun nai reha...!?!?
13.Baap nu naa sikha saaleya..!!
15.chahe tu jinaa v kutta banda hai,, par hain mera bhraa. (again double standards,, bhraa as well as kutta..?!?)
16.Tu das tenu ki chahida,, tere layi jaan hazir hai??
18.mein teri gal karana han uss naal,, number de uhda..
19.Yaar aj uhdi mummy di bahut yaad aa rahi hai..!! (mummy..!??!)
AFTER THEY GET FULL TALLI..
1. saaleya waiter nu bul,, mein toilet jaana..!! ;?
2. yaar miss call maar mera mobile nahi mil reha..
4. yaar mere bike/car di chaabi nai mil rahi,, tu apni de de,, ki pata lagg je..
5. a stumbling one legged dance n bruuuaaaaaa... followed by a "uuooowwwwwwaaaaa ewwwoooouuullaaaa theeww theeew " (eewwwwww gross!!) aaah relief mil gya..
And above all..................
6.YAAR menu sacha PYAR ho gya hai!
AND D NXT MORNING....
1.ppl hu accept dat they got talli-yaar kal jayada ho gayi c..
yar hangover ja ho gya,, sirr ghum reha..chal chemist takk chadd aa..
2.ppl hu dun accept make xcuses like-yaar brand hee bada ganda c,, agge ton brand change.. te uto mrng da kuch khaada v nai hoya c..
3.ppl hu dun get talli, act as if they hv won some war-"saaleya to peeti jaandi nai,, mere naal competition laan lagge c.. yaar banda ohni hee peeve jini uss di capacity hai.."(wise guy..!! nxt time he is d one hu gets talli n will b found puking profusely..!! n then he makes bahanas as mentioned above,, pt.2!!!!!!)
1.Tu tan mera bhraa hai saaleya..(hmmm bhraa v te saala v..?!?)
2.You know d wot,, i m not d drunk..(cms frm a person hu usually doesn't speak english,, bt all of sudden, as soon as he gulps down d first peg, transforms into a angrez..!!)
3.Gaddi mai Chalauni hai..
6.Mai teri Dilo Izzat Karda han..
7.Aj maar de propoze uhnu,, dekhi jau,, aar ya paar..
8.aj daru Chad hee nai rahi,, kya baat hai..!!
9.Tenu ki lagda mein talli ho gaya han..!?
10.yar ae na samajhi ke mein peeti hoyi hai,, tahi bol reha han..
11.yar menu lagda daru ghatt pae jaani hai,, hor laeke aunda han...
12.ki gal koi bol kyun nai reha...!?!?
13.Baap nu naa sikha saaleya..!!
15.chahe tu jinaa v kutta banda hai,, par hain mera bhraa. (again double standards,, bhraa as well as kutta..?!?)
16.Tu das tenu ki chahida,, tere layi jaan hazir hai??
18.mein teri gal karana han uss naal,, number de uhda..
19.Yaar aj uhdi mummy di bahut yaad aa rahi hai..!! (mummy..!??!)
AFTER THEY GET FULL TALLI..
1. saaleya waiter nu bul,, mein toilet jaana..!! ;?
2. yaar miss call maar mera mobile nahi mil reha..
4. yaar mere bike/car di chaabi nai mil rahi,, tu apni de de,, ki pata lagg je..
5. a stumbling one legged dance n bruuuaaaaaa... followed by a "uuooowwwwwwaaaaa ewwwoooouuullaaaa theeww theeew " (eewwwwww gross!!) aaah relief mil gya..
And above all..................
6.YAAR menu sacha PYAR ho gya hai!
AND D NXT MORNING....
1.ppl hu accept dat they got talli-yaar kal jayada ho gayi c..
yar hangover ja ho gya,, sirr ghum reha..chal chemist takk chadd aa..
2.ppl hu dun accept make xcuses like-yaar brand hee bada ganda c,, agge ton brand change.. te uto mrng da kuch khaada v nai hoya c..
3.ppl hu dun get talli, act as if they hv won some war-"saaleya to peeti jaandi nai,, mere naal competition laan lagge c.. yaar banda ohni hee peeve jini uss di capacity hai.."(wise guy..!! nxt time he is d one hu gets talli n will b found puking profusely..!! n then he makes bahanas as mentioned above,, pt.2!!!!!!)
