harman03
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Boy- xcuse me,kya apki dairy milk ka ek chota sa byt mil skta hai?
Grl- kya main apko janti hun?
Boy- nai,par meri maa ne bola hai k har shubh kam se pehle kch mitha kha lena chahiye.
"Grl- givs a piece to him."
Waise kaunsa shubh kam krne ja rahe the??
Boy- main soch rha tha k apko ghr chhod dun!!!
Grl- smils a litle..........N says..........
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Pehle to pakad 100rs n get a hair cut dude, bus stop pe khada h aur mujhe ghar chhodne ki baat kar raha..
Mooche to sahi se ayi nahi aur chala hai mujhe patane, ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi chad gaya..
Aisa kar tu mujhe apne ghar hi le chal teri ma ko btati hu kitne shubh kam karta hai tu...
Teri ma ache se mitha khilayegi tujhe'
Grl- kya main apko janti hun?
Boy- nai,par meri maa ne bola hai k har shubh kam se pehle kch mitha kha lena chahiye.
"Grl- givs a piece to him."
Waise kaunsa shubh kam krne ja rahe the??
Boy- main soch rha tha k apko ghr chhod dun!!!
Grl- smils a litle..........N says..........
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pehle to pakad 100rs n get a hair cut dude, bus stop pe khada h aur mujhe ghar chhodne ki baat kar raha..
Mooche to sahi se ayi nahi aur chala hai mujhe patane, ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi chad gaya..
Aisa kar tu mujhe apne ghar hi le chal teri ma ko btati hu kitne shubh kam karta hai tu...
Teri ma ache se mitha khilayegi tujhe'