A Young couple moved into a new house. The wife was attractive but aloof. Being unable to hold out any longer, the eager neighbour once spotted her hanging her washing, and said " Behenji, your cow has eaten up my marigolds."
"That can't be true," protested the pretty neighbour. " We don't have a cow."
" I don't have marigolds either," replied the smart aleck, "but I don't like so much distance between neighbours."